hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked
Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?
Oh Andrew…
Hey guys :) I’m Bea, from Exohypernova.
I wasn’t sure if I would post this because it’s my first ever printables pack and it has that overall design that is very very common in the studyblr comunity, and I didn’t want to post more of the same, but I had done this a while ago and thought maybe you guys would like it.
This pack contains:
✖ A month planner with productivity tracker
✖ A book character review page
If you want to download all of them, you can click here to access my google drive folder. Also, if you have photoshop, you can download a totally editable version of those printables in this link (fonts included). ♡
Harley takes a baseball bat to the Joker’s head, killing him instantly
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
| Anonymous said: I saw seb and I was able to speak to him so I told him how great he was in civil war and he blushes and looks down smiling like a dork and he goes "thanks so much you too" and then after a moment or two he realises what he just said and he's like "oh shit I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that--you weren't in civil war--that makes no sense I'm sorry but thank you thank you" such a dork |
I CANNOT BELIEVE
A male lion scolds his son! (Source)
I love him because he isn’t scared of period talks.
I love him because he respects my silence.
I love him because we can talk for hours and he won’t spend half the time trying to get into my pants. Or rather, he kisses me halfway and waits, and waits, and waits.
I love him because he knows I need coaxing to reveal my secrets, because he never gets mad when I tell him I can’t, because the only thing he wants to change about me is my self confidence, because he understands, and even when he doesn’t, he tries.
I love him because I didn’t know a person who owed you nothing could care so much, who would stay up all night just to listen to you cry, who would run three miles in the dark to kiss your eyelids even though he hates the streets at night.
I love him because he never forces me into anything. Everything I choose to do, I do in my own time.
I love him because the first time I complained about cramps he kissed my forehead. He’s never made a period joke in his life.